Thursday, September 3, 2009

Why?

Why is it that when I'm PMS'ing all I want to do is eat sugar and pick fights with my boyfriend? Why do I assume that he wants to be with every other woman in the world but me? Why do I want to fill my bathtub full of sugar and brownies and whip cream from the can and literally binge my way out of it?

Can't I just take my uterus out until I'm ready to use it?

1 comment:

The Leo said...

I'm laughing. Not at you, but with you because I can soooooo relate! Sometimes I feel posessed with the devil.