I love scary movies. I always have. The reason I love them, is because sometimes they really scare me, and the feeling of being scared is kinda fun. Kinda, sometimes.Since it's awesome October, it's the season for scary movies. I've been watching a ton of them. John's a huge fan of them, so he's been getting me up to speed on many that I've missed. When we watch them together, it's fun, the being scared part. Cause I get this big strong man to hang on to me, hold my hand and cover my eyes when I need him too. Watching them at home, all alone, on a dark windy night is a completely different story.
My dear friend Adrianna recommened I see "The Exorcism of Emily Rose". Okay, maybe she didn't recommend it, but she did say that it scared her, so I decided to check it out. Alone. On a dark windy night. All by myself alone.
So here I am. In my condo, feeling a little spooked out by the movie, but not slasher movie scared, but just creeped. I'm about half way through the movie and at the point where I'm jumpy. Yes, the wind outside or the sound of my neighbors walking around is causing me to suspect demons, not 64 year old women nextdoor.
And then I get up to make myself a snack, or a cup of tea or something. I can still see my TV from the kitchen, and as I watch I realize that the woman in the movie is also alone at home and in her kitchen at night. I also realize that we have the same glasses and that we are doing pretty much the same things. She has a demon in her house, and her power stops working. Then my DVD stops working. Holy shit.
Yeah. Um, I got pretty damn freaked out at that point. I though about getting in my car and driving right over to John's house, but then realized that's just what the scary movies want me to do. Go to my scary garage, drive out into the windy night and run out of gas along the way or have the demon attack me in the car on a dark deserted road or something. No, I wasn't going to be that horror movie chick.
Instead I turned on Bridget Jones to clear my head and slept with a loaded .22 within reach. Cause demons totally die when you shoot them and what demon will attack when you combine Colin Firth and Huge Grant in a charming British film? I dare them.
I tried the DVD in the morning while I was riding my exercise bike. It was just horribly scratched. By the claws of what, I guess we'll never know... Ah hah hah hah!!!!


